Posted 3 days ago

horrormovieskiss:

Welcome to the Party. 

Posted 3 days ago
iwillbeloved5:

Idk about you, but i’m feeling 22….

iwillbeloved5:

Idk about you, but i’m feeling 22….

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “Debit or credt? “It doesn’t matter, it comes out of the same account.””Bottom Text: “Yes, I know how banking works.  Just fucking choose one.”]
 

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Debit or credt? “It doesn’t matter, it comes out of the same account.””

Bottom Text: “Yes, I know how banking works.  Just fucking choose one.”]

 

Posted 2 weeks ago

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

Posted 2 weeks ago
  1. spongebob: patrick can you hear me
  2. patrick: no it's too dark
Posted 2 weeks ago
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Posted 2 weeks ago

80 years from now;

  1. Me: //falls//
  2. Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
  3. Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
  4. Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
  5. Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
  6. Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
  7. Me: YOLO
Posted 2 weeks ago
  1. mom: who are you texting?
  2. me: my crack dealer